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Company InformationCapita Stairmaster Extreme 2012NEW EXTREME PROGRAM! TRY IT TONIGHT! Everything starts out ironically for underachievers. Like, hey check it out, I’m ironically blowing all my money at the bar. I’m ironically getting fired from my job. I’m ironically dropping out of school and partying all the time. My house is ironically a shit hole covered in a sea of beer cans and cigarette butts. I’m ironically a total burn out gypsy dirt bag. Then one day it dawns on you that nothing is ironic at all. You’re generally apathetic towards anything unrelated to good times, girls, skateboarding, rock shows, house parties, or going snowboarding. At CAPiTA, we don’t judge. We understand. We embrace what feels natural, and encourage you to follow your own path in life. Hey, after all, at least you’re good at something right? Let’s face it – you party to the extreme, so we made you an EXTREME party machine. It’s a pretty simple concept really. First, you get your money together. Then you wait till it’s bar time. Then you indulge in a few EXTREME beverages. Then you turn up the volume. Then, if you’re lucky, you meet some good lookin’ lady friends. Then you have a few more EXTREME beverages. Then you wonder who turned on the fog machine as the people you’re with wonder what the hell you’re talking about. Then you start wondering how your new lady friends are hotter than they were an hour ago. And then… well, we can’t really remember what happens, but we know this: Results vary. Use at your own risk. Repeat program as necessary. Why You'll Like It: Maybe because this board won the 2010 Dew Tour Slopestyle Championship? Or maybe you prefer the X-games silver medal? Hmmm… Or, because of the Transworld Snowboarding Top Ten Good Wood award for one of the best freestyle boards on the market? In any case, the EXTREMES are for a special customer looking for a unique product that not everyone else is going to have. They’re geared toward a progressive park shredder that doesn’t want to break the bank, but is looking for more performance than the standard Stairmaster construction. They feature an epoxy glass configuration, sintered base, and cambered construction so they’re fast, strong, and have mad pop off park jumps. Combine that with a specially designed dampening system placed along the edge between the inserts, and these boards yield enhanced impact resistance as well. The performance in relation to price tag of these versatile freestyle boards is unmatched, and as a result, they’re the first ones to sell out every year.
Program Features Traditional Camber DS Select Core Custom Weave - E ClassWax Infused Rotation Sintered Base Flex 6 Award: Good Wood 2011
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CAMBER TYPE: TRADITIONAL
Capita Stairmaster Extreme 2011Armament DesignationDS Select Core
Custom Weave - E Class Wax Infused Rotation Sintered Base Flex 6 SpecOps:
StoryThe ultimate goals of young adult life are pretty simple: meet new friends, have a good time, and try not to do anything stupid. Easy enough, right? Well, in case not, we’ve consulted an acclaimed expert to help. As an international man of leisure, an authority on the realm of fraternization, and an experienced older man in general, Dr. Corey Smith presents you with an official cheat sheet for this winter’s social events. Please cut out and carry with you always...The 11 Commandments of partying: 10. Thou shall bring the same amount of the opposite sex with you to the party. 9. Thou shall bring and share ye own booze. 8. Thou shall not close talk me. 7. Thou shall not spill ye bong broth on furniture. 6. Thou shall not have sexy time on my bedding. 5. Thou shall not swoop another man’s girl. 4. Thou shall not engage in deep philosophical conversation while high. 3. Thou shall not talk to me about how good you are at snowboarding. 2. Thou shall not pee in my closet. 1. Thou shall party hard yet still be able to shred the following day. God speed and good luck.
ArmamentDS SELECT Core • Die Cut Sidewalls with 1.5mm Dampening System • Custom Weave – E Class Fiberglass Configuration • Wax Infused Rotation Sintered Speed Base • Die-Cut / Screened Combo Base Graphics • 360 Degree Steel Edges • 4x2 Inserts • Aluminum Logo Base Inlay
The EXTREMES are for a special customer looking for a unique product that not everyone else is going to have. They’re geared toward a progressive jib and park shredder that doesn’t want to break the bank, but is looking for more performance than the standard Stairmaster construction. They feature an epoxy glass configuration, sintered base, and cambered construction so they’re fast, strong, and have mad pop off park jumps. Combine that with a specially designed dampening system placed along the edge between the inserts, and these boards yield enhanced impact resistance as well. The performance in relation to price tag of these versatile freestyle boards is unmatched, and as a result, they’re the first ones to sell out every year.
Capita Stairmaster Extreme 2010StoryThrough remote viewing, time travel, and a solid understanding of the new fundamental physics I have created, I have made many new discoveries. In three dimensional time we are all subconsciously becoming who we despise. Life is a cosmic train wreck none of us can keep our eyes off of. We are finally catching up to every second of the past we created. Our dreams in which we astro projected into our future fantasies are unraveling into a sixth dimensional hyper reality. Some of us are beginning to realize these chaos nightmares of the masses are coming into fruition and we are unable to modify our future. Everyone's getting their kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames. The time has come to enter psychic wars that unnatural broadcasts send into the hearth of every home. Your 42" plasma flat screen is watching you as you lay limp under it's glow. Reprogram your cerebral circuits to transmit what you receive and embrace quantum interconnectedness. Exalt the new mysticism. Drop out, not bombs. Too much remote, not enough control.
X to the O – Corey Smith Creation TheoryThe EXTREMES are limited in production and are primarily for a special customer looking for a unique product that not everyone else is going to have. They’re geared toward a progressive jib and park shredder that doesn’t want to break the bank, but is looking for more performance than the standard Stairmaster construction. They feature an epoxy glass configuration, sintered base, and cambered construction so they’re fast, strong, and have mad pop off park jumps. Combine that with a specially designed dampening system placed along the edge between the inserts, and these boards yield enhanced impact resistance as well. The performance in relation to price tag of these versatile freestyle boards is unmatched, and as a result, they’re the first ones to sell out every year.
FeaturesDS SELECT Core • Custom Weave – E Class Fiberglass Configuration • Wax Infused Sintered WTR Speed Base • Screened Base Graphics • 360 Degree Steel Edges • Die Cut Sidewalls with 1.5mm Dampening System • Aluminum Logo Base Inlay • 4x2 Inserts
SpecsCapita Stairmaster Extreme 2012
Capita Stairmaster Extreme 2011
Capita Starimaster Extreme 2010
PicturesCapita Stairmaster Extreme 2012
    Capita Stairmaster Extreme 2011
       Capita Stairmaster Extreme 2010
         
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Capita Stairmaster Extreme and Stairmaster Extreme Wide Snowboard Review
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really good board for the price.handles will in the park and also holds an edge on groomers at high speed. only complaint is in the powder you have to keep the nose pulled up pretty much the whole time and it gets a little tiring, but for someone who likes to charge groomers fast and wants arguably a high-end park board, this is for you. |
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Reviewed by stefan
February 23, 2012 |